Adam

Aliens as cyborgs from the future

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / April 26, 2010 /

Found : Aliens as cyborgs from the future Consider the possibility of a reality in a different "future" time-space-thought continuum on Earth, where the deformed and technologically advanced and essentially barbaric humans who managed to survive nuclear and other devastations, were genetically engineered by a conquering alien race into a cloneable "living computer", as the…

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Eve as Guide and Savior Figure in Gnostic reinterpretations of the Eden Myth

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / April 24, 2010 /

Found : Eve as Guide and Savior Figure in Gnostic reinterpretations of the Eden Myth Because of its intensive and complex layers an explication of Gnostic mythology often requires that one select a particular aspect of the system rather than attempt to address its entirety. This study, then, will focus on a selected, central theme…

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The Eden Experiment: Aliens, Archons & the Associative Universe

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / October 18, 2008 /

Reprint of an article originally published in New Dawn Magazine #110, expanded and revised with original illustrations. A fascinating survey of alternative human origins theories and their links to Gnostic mythology!

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Adam’s Asshole

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / November 24, 2007 /

“When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work. The feet thought they should be boss, because they took man where he could do the work and get food. The stomach thought it should…

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Adam said…

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / November 24, 2007 /

“What a good thing Adam had going. When he said something he knew nobody had said it before.”

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Robots, Goblins and Alien Amoeba: Fermis Paradox

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / January 5, 2007 /

Reprint of an article originally published in New Dawn Magazine #100, expanded and revised with original illustrations. Was the Earth colonized by extraterrestrial scientists?

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The Incredibly Strange Story of Intelligent Design

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

Reprint of an article originally published in New Dawn Magazine #97, expanded and revised with original illustrations. A fascinating survey of alternative human origins theories and their links to Gnostic mythology!

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How God created evil

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

God created Adam 6th day. He took a day off and looked at Eden, and found Adam was jerking off all day. Since God was not wise enough to create Evil yet, he couldn't kick him out of Eden. Instead he decided to give him a mate. He ripped off Adam's limb and Created Eve…

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That Useless Tit

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How's things, Eve?" He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful…but I just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the…

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Good News/Bad News

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to…

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