Adam’s Asshole
“When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said […]
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What kind of meat does a vegetarian priest eat?
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Adam said…
“What a good thing Adam had going. When he said something he knew nobody had said it before.”
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The Spelling Error
In an ancient monastery in a faraway place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and
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Is God black or white?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking
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God’s Promise
A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks him up, and says, "I'm sorry, but you'll
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Jesus fills in for St. Peter
Jesus decided to go say hi to his old buddy St. Peter, so he strolled out to the Pearly Gates
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The Post Office
A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the
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Four Catholic Schoolgirls…
Four Catholic schoolgirls all die in a car accident. They wind up at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter says: