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Review of the Magdalene Sisters

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / March 24, 2010 /

Found : Review of the Magdalene Sisters Speaking after the UK premiere of "The Magdalene Sisters" in Glasgow, one 65- year old woman told director Peter Mullan, "It's not nearly bad enough. You didn't show it as it really was. We were only babies. It was a lot worse. It was horrendous."… Another abuse victim…

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Thousands beaten, raped in Irish reform schools

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / January 6, 2010 /

Found : Thousands beaten, raped in Irish reform schools DUBLIN (AP) — A fiercely debated, nine-year investigation into Ireland's Roman Catholic-run institutions says priests and nuns terrorized thousands of boys and girls in workhouse-style schools for decades — and government inspectors failed to stop the chronic beatings, rapes and humiliation. High Court Justice Sean Ryan…

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Four Catholic Schoolgirls…

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

Four Catholic schoolgirls all die in a car accident. They wind up at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter says: "You're all virgins, so I can let all of you in, but first I have to take your confessions. Tell me anything you've done that is impure." The first girl steps up and says, "St.…

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The Confessional

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

Three men are outside the priest's confessional area talking about their sins while waiting for the priest to finish. One admits to beating his wife up; the second admits to gambling his wages away and the third admits to committing adultery with a woman from the parish. The adulterer goes into the box and admits…

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The Miraculous Hand Soap

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

One morning, 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any soa Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap, so he checks out the hallway. There's no one around – so rather than get dressed, he decides to…

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