Adam’s Asshole
“When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said
“When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How's things, Eve?" He asked. "It is all so
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news",
Seems when God was just about done creating the universe, He had a couple of things left over in his
So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so
“Men themselves were now split into a (female) interior and a (male) exterior – the body armor. And as we
“Reich has suggested that the brain may have become so large and complex that it acts essentially as a parasite,