God’s Promise

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks him up, and says, "I'm sorry, but you'll be going down to Hell." The hippie, astounded, peers through the gates and sees God walking in the distance. "God!" he says. "What gives? Remember that time I was tripping on acid? I saw you,…

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The American Meaning of Charley Manson

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 1, 2005 /

FOUND: The American Meaning of Charley Manson Manson calls himself Jesus Christ, but, like Emerson, he also says that every man is Jesus Christ. Every man has the original energy within him. “I am everything, man,” he says, and he means it. But he does not bother to explain when the “I” of his discourse…

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ART? Alternatives Issue #9

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / February 1, 2000 /

Back in 1994, one man began having startling realizations about “the very foundations of [his] being.” He… discovered several texts describing gnosticism, one of the three main branches of primitive Christianity. “Somehow, these ancient Christian heretics had already discovered and written about almost every thing I had always suspected” [he later claimed]. Now, as the…

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Rott in hell eternaly

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / May 2, 1999 /

“this is the biggest lie I have ever heard. I seriously hope you people who made up this lie rott in hell eternaly. I am Christian. And i totally believe that Christian rock is in no way at all demonic or anything remotely close to it. I have one question for you though. What kinda…

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By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / December 27, 1998 /

"Hmmph. Pitiful. Whoever made up this Gnostic religion is burning in the blackest Hell right now. I wonder why this puny earth and its little inhabitants can't except the real truth? They can't except their limitations or their inferiority. Pathetic!!" – Nathan Cole

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A ridiculous heap of depraved intellect

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / February 25, 1998 /

"…I’ve never read such a ridiculous heap of depraved intellect… It seems in your search to fill your insecurity, you’ve decided you take out your anger on the One who can save you – the Lord God. Kinda like biting the hand that would like to feed you… I’m not sure how you can pass…

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Such trash is not fit for people to read

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / January 17, 1998 /

"Such trash is not fit for people to read. Lies, and liars from Hell would be more like it… Sounds like your fake Jesus who ever he maybe needs to read the real words of Jesus as found in the Holy Bible and find out that the Lord Jesus never hid them or lost them,…

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