How God created evil

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

God created Adam 6th day. He took a day off and looked at Eden, and found Adam was jerking off all day. Since God was not wise enough to create Evil yet, he couldn't kick him out of Eden. Instead he decided to give him a mate. He ripped off Adam's limb and Created Eve…

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Show your gnostic pride by wearing a t-shirt?

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / August 26, 1997 /

"The Gnostics sound like the band of magicians Moses came up against when he went to visit Pharaoh. They could do many of the wonders God did through Moses, but not all of them. For God spoke to Moses and the angel passed over. God spoke to Moses and they crossed the red sea. God…

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