Eden

Eve as Guide and Savior Figure in Gnostic reinterpretations of the Eden Myth

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / April 24, 2010 /

Found : Eve as Guide and Savior Figure in Gnostic reinterpretations of the Eden Myth Because of its intensive and complex layers an explication of Gnostic mythology often requires that one select a particular aspect of the system rather than attempt to address its entirety. This study, then, will focus on a selected, central theme…

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The Eden Experiment: Aliens, Archons & the Associative Universe

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / October 18, 2008 /

Reprint of an article originally published in New Dawn Magazine #110, expanded and revised with original illustrations. A fascinating survey of alternative human origins theories and their links to Gnostic mythology!

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Robots, Goblins and Alien Amoeba: Fermis Paradox

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / January 5, 2007 /

Reprint of an article originally published in New Dawn Magazine #100, expanded and revised with original illustrations. Was the Earth colonized by extraterrestrial scientists?

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That Useless Tit

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How's things, Eve?" He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful…but I just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the…

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What Nationality were Adam & Eve?

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,…

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God’s bag of creations

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

Seems when God was just about done creating the universe, He had a couple of things left over in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up…

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Adam’s Rib #2

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / July 7, 2006 /

Adam was returning home late one night in paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!" Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth" and went to slee Later that night Adam woke up, feeling a tickle in…

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