God created Adam 6th day. He took a day off and looked at Eden, and found Adam was jerking off all day. Since God was not wise enough to create Evil yet, he couldn't kick him out of Eden. Instead he decided to give him a mate. He ripped off Adam's limb and Created Eve…

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FOUND: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Satan#The_Revolt_of_the_Angels_.281914.29 “And Satan awoke bathed in an icy sweat. Nectaire, Istar, Arcade, and Zita were standing round him. The finches were singing. “Comrades,” said the great archangel, “no — we will not conquer the heavens. Enough to have the power. War engenders war, and victory defeat. “God, conquered, will become Satan; Satan, conquering, will…

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“The Gnostic Friends Network is a virulent anti-Christian outpouring, headlined Jesus Says Love Your Enemies. It takes the Gnostic belief that this world was the work of the Devil and turns it into a charter for Devil-worshipping that has the shrill sensation seeking of a latter-day Aleister Crowley.”1 Stanford, Peter. “The secret world of the…

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Back in 1994, one man began having startling realizations about “the very foundations of [his] being.” He… discovered several texts describing gnosticism, one of the three main branches of primitive Christianity. “Somehow, these ancient Christian heretics had already discovered and written about almost every thing I had always suspected” [he later claimed]. Now, as the…

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"Yer graphics and yer blasphemous attitude may only be childish and "creative" but one wonders why u need to express yourself in this way. I’m not suprised if christians think gnosticism is from the devil after looking at yer site and I too although I’m sympathetic to gnosticism am beginning to suspect some unwholesome source…

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