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Human beings evolved from undersea worm

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / April 11, 2010 /

The first vertebrates, the ancestral line of animals that led to the human race, appeared on earth at least 40 million years earlier than previously believed, according to British scientists studying fossils of enigmatic, worm-like creatures called conodonts. Their conclusion is based on new evidence that the gripping teeth of ancient conodonts were made of…

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Modern brain’s ancient roots in marine worms

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / March 16, 2010 /

With no room for discussion or Q&A, a press release from European Molecular Biology Laboratory asserted, “Modern brains have an ancient core.” How ancient? At least as far back as the marine ragworm. Continuing the confident assertions, it went on to say, “Multifunctional neurons that sense the environment and release hormones are the evolutionary basis…

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Adam the Golem

By Rev Illuminatus Maximus / August 4, 2000 /

Adam (the first man) was a misbegotten android, spawned when Yaldabaoth tried to duplicate and enslave a reflected vision of Immortal Man which startled the Rulers when it appeared in the waters of paradise. “Now the Rulers took some soil from the earth and modeled their Man, after their body and after the Image of…

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