One morning, 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any soa
Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap, so he checks out the hallway. There's no one around – so rather than get dressed, he decides to make a run for it.
He checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All clear. So he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, he stands perfectly still, holding the 2 bars of soap, hoping the nuns will think he's a statue.
The nuns approach. "Oh my, look at that. Isn't that the most life like statue you've ever seen?" The first asks. She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weeny.
Startled, he drops the 1st bar of soa"Oh heaven's." she exclaims "I got a bar of soap".
The 2nd nun, amazed at how realistic the statue looks, steps closer and again, a couple of yanks of the priest's weeny and he drops the other bar of soa"My goodness. I got a bar of soap too". The nun's can't believe it.
The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs to the priest's weeny. "My God, this IS amazing" she says. "I got hand soap!"