A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking a moment, his mother responds, Well, God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

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4 Comments

  1. Avatar abenet on October 8, 2006 at 10:44 am

    that is funny because no one knows is god is black or white because he is ethiopian.lol



  2. Avatar ShaNice on June 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    thats weird cuz i wonder where he got the whole idea of God being gay and stuff



  3. Avatar SHASHA on November 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    I SAY GOD IS ANY THING U WANT HIM TO AND WAT U BELIEVE HE IS



  4. Avatar Nisha on November 10, 2010 at 6:19 am

    Well actually we do know what GOD is. He’s Black. If you look in the King James Version of the Bible. It tells you in Hebrew, Jeremiah, and Revelation. I dont remeber the verses but just know this. Judah is BLACK and GOD came from judah which makes himm black if you dont belive me listen to this. “God eyes are red, hair white as snow, nappy, feet black.” I dont know exactly but in a few days I will come back and tell you the scriptures.



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