On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor.
If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he’d done on those Five Days.
God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.
When you tell me that your Deity made you in his own image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.
Frankenstein took some flesh and bones and blood and made a man out of them; the man ran away and fell to raping and robbing and murdering everywhere, and Frankenstein was horrified and in despair, and said, I made him, without asking his consent, and it makes me responsible for every crime he commits. I am the criminal, he is innocent. … [That’s exactly] the case of God and man… God made man, without man’s consent, and made his nature, too; made it vicious instead of angelic, and then said, Be angelic, or I will punish you and destroy you. But no matter, God is responsible for everything man does, all the same; He can’t get around that fact. There is only one Criminal, and it is not man.