New Age Old Wives Tales

Found : New Age Old Wives Tales
The "New Age" is full of Gurus with hard-ons, and irate feminists with trust-funds. Over-fed fertility goddesses stuff their faces with organic bon-bons, while freaked-out singing cowboys, wishing they were Indians, bang on tom-toms. They all swoon together to the music of New Age Wayne Newtons.

Alone

"Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god." – Sir Francis Bacon
"To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both – a philosopher." – Friedrich Nietzsche, Maxims and Arrows
"The humorist, like the [...]

Enslaved

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." – Andy Warhol
"Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity." – Philip Butler

Laugh

"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at." – Goethe
"You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance." – W. Somerset Maugham
"You grow up on the day you have your first real laugh at yourself." – Ethel Barrymore

Jesters

"At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. [...]

Russian erotic movie about charismatic Ukranian Politician

The main intrigue of the movie is the talk about George Bush. Yulia tries to know details of talk between Mr. Bush and Misha. Misha is afraid of bugging and promises to tell about it only in the helicopter. The scene moves there. Yulia wants to have oral sex with Misha and here it turns [...]