Black Light Posters
Created by Rev. Illuminatus Maximus
These deluxe black light (or blacklight) rock art posters illustrate the occult secrets of the Gnostic gospels in cartoon form, telling the story the colonization of the Earth by reptilian predators called archons and its eventual rescue by an alien shaman named Yeshua.
Printed with high quality inks in a special process, [...]
T-Shirt + Gift Shop
Created by Rev. Illuminatus Maximus
Welcome to the official Gnostic Friends Network Cafepress store, where you can buy t-shirts, postcards and posters illustrating a variety of strange and shocking scenes from the occult gospels of the Gnostic heretics. Annoy your parents, provoke your pastor, and show your gnostic pride today!
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Black & White
"How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when one grasps [...]
Darkness
"The wise learn many things from their enemies." – Aristophanes
"Man’s chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces put up within him." – Ernest Jones
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you." – Eric Hoffer
‘The dictate of the light says: "Know yourself and [...]
Eating from the Tree
Adam ate from the Tree of Knowledge and absorbed some of Eve’s divine force. The surge of living, intelligent energy in his nervous system triggered a spontaneous kundalini arousal, opening a direct channel between his reproductive organs and his brain and blowing his third eye open.
Suddenly able to see into non-ordinary reality, Adam could now [...]
The Phony Fall
Adam and Eve awoke from the Rulers’ brainwashing and discovered that they had been experiments, built by Yaldabaoth in a misguided effort to imprison and enslave the light from above. The Rulers moved quickly to suppress this nascent rebellion, descending from the heavens with a thunderous clap:
“Then when the Rulers knew that they had [...]
The Creation of Chaos
At the beginning of time, Sophia (the world soul) broke away from Christ (the world spirit) and gave birth to Yaldabaoth, the arrogant creator-god of the Old Testament.
The exact process by which this cosmic fiasco occurred was the subject of much debate among the gnostics; in perhaps the oldest version of the story, Sophia’s [...]
Birth of the Demiurge
As Sophia looked down into the swirling void, a monstrous creature swam forth from the darkness – an insane fallen angel called “the Demiurge”:
“…a Ruler first appeared out of the waters… having a great authority within himself, but not knowing whence he came into being.” [1]
Disgusted by her accidental creation, Sophia threw the Demiurge [...]
Blasphemy of Samael
The Demiurge looked at his surroundings, realized that he was alone, and declared himself “god”; Sophia acted quickly to punish this cosmic usurper, blinding and banishing him in one fell swoop:
“Opening his eyes he saw a vast quantity of Matter without limit; and he became arrogant, saying, “It is I who am God, and there [...]
This Footstool Earth
Cast down from the worlds of light, Yaldabaoth carved a new home for himself out of the darkness:
“When the Ruler saw his greatness, he saw only himself; he did not see another one except water and darkness. Then he thought that he alone existed. His thought was made complete by means of the word, [...]
